"Thought it best not to mess with Carter-Ruck"
From the Carter-Ruck homepage. Looks a bit rucking silly now.
Twitter overflow. I'm sorry.
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The Guardian isn't sure whether Stephen Gately was a pioneer or not.
We can however be sure that he was a breaker of barriers. So that's OK.
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Political Blog Sold For....£1.3 million?!?
There's much discussion about the purchase by Tory Billionaire, Michael Ashcroft, of the blog sites, ConservativeHome and PoliticsHome, for a mind-blowing £1.3 million. Whilst there will be many bedroom-bloggers being re-energised by three year plans to similarly sell out to rich owners the rest of us are just left thinking 'why'?
I have an idea.
THIS BLOG IS WORTH £1.3 MILLION.
Sweet. *Waits for a call, fluffs pimp coat*
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Humans encounter unusual creature. Humans kill said creature. The Sun offers a biography of Gollum and a shit video.
via thesun.co.uk
These stories always start with the creature being killed. If aliens ever land, it won't matter that we've seen a million science fiction movies, we'll still throw rocks at them until they're dead.
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Mark Steel on the reporting of Michael Jackson's death
Within minutes of the first reports, it was clear the world was going mad. The reporter on Radio 5 Live told us the news from Los Angeles "was truly a JFK moment". Because the sense of shock and grief were identical, in one case millions feeling a new era of civil rights and peace had been cruelly snuffed out; in the other, the realisation we would never again see a man go "Yow" while spinning in a circle.
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How to fake a death, or JEFF GOLDBLUM IS NOT DEAD
http://www.fakeawish.com/ is getting a hammering tonight as everyone thinks that Jeff Goldblum fell off a cliff. He hasn't.
Today, between 250,000 and 300,000 people around the world actually did die.
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That Dave's a joker!
via dailymail.co.uk
Yes, Dave's a real joker. 'Vere are your paperz?'. Ha! Brilliant. What a funny guy. Daaaave.
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